<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150</id><updated>2011-12-09T08:11:13.343-05:00</updated><category term='Road Warrior'/><category term='Flickr Flexing'/><category term='Pat on the Back'/><category term='Munch a bunch'/><category term='Goth is a Verb'/><category term='Dudes of Wrath'/><category term='Tour Bus Bus'/><category term='Hatredy'/><category term='Into the Wilder than Usual'/><category term='AGAP'/><category term='Positive Vibes'/><category term='Turn the Phrase'/><category term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category term='NBD'/><category term='I Know Nothing About Art'/><category term='Valedictorian of Nerd High'/><category term='Heavy Metal for Breakfast'/><category term='Homesick Blues'/><category term='Cross-bloggination'/><category term='Bitching is my birthright'/><category term='Easier Listening'/><category term='Estrogeneration'/><category term='Reality No-Show'/><category term='BNY'/><category term='Kitties'/><category term='Justification 101'/><category term='Down South'/><title type='text'>Reality No-Show</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>312</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-8278239814765467374</id><published>2011-08-15T20:48:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-15T21:58:39.111-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Turn the Phrase'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Homesick Blues'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tour Bus Bus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>Oh wait, what?</title><summary type='text'>Hi, remember me?  Is there anyone out there?  Have you given up on me?  It's only been 11 months, that's not too long to go between posts is it?  I could just start a new blog but what fun would that be?The TV is on.  The State Farm falcon commercial on.  I met the guy who bought the falcon in the commercial when I was in LA.  I assumed that he was losing his hair because he was wearing a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/8278239814765467374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=8278239814765467374&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8278239814765467374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8278239814765467374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2011/08/oh-wait-what.html' title='Oh wait, what?'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6205/6047985330_299a8bc032_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-2009960577841338441</id><published>2010-09-18T23:37:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-18T23:51:43.455-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Turn the Phrase'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Positive Vibes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pat on the Back'/><title type='text'>Now Out</title><summary type='text'>So for the first time in the history of me, I had my writing published in print.  I was privileged to be a contributor to the first issue of The Dirty Durty Diary.  I have three stories in the first issue, an interview with Eric Foss of Lit, a group story on the artist collective Fortoul Presents, and a feature on All Saints' landing on US soil.  I'll also be writing a weekly column for their </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/2009960577841338441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=2009960577841338441&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2009960577841338441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2009960577841338441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2010/09/now-out.html' title='Now Out'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KeX33x5KqvM/TJWIhm7CtTI/AAAAAAAAAD4/n4hw1TsKrQY/s72-c/DDDpic.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1335685034943483426</id><published>2010-08-20T17:55:00.007-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-20T19:06:07.200-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Turn the Phrase'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kitties'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NBD'/><title type='text'>Good deeds gone bad gone back good again</title><summary type='text'>I rescued my first animal today.  I usually let strays be strays.  Feral cat colonies are a fact of Brooklyn life but last night I met a little fella that made me unable to stand by and not do something.  It all started when I went to visit Sean at Vacation Island where he was recording an EP with Love as Laughter.  We met at the Food Bazaar (Bushwick grocery/dreamland) and on the walk back to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1335685034943483426/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1335685034943483426&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1335685034943483426'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1335685034943483426'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2010/08/good-deeds-gone-bad-gone-back-good.html' title='Good deeds gone bad gone back good again'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KeX33x5KqvM/TG8AVE44pQI/AAAAAAAAADQ/5-LqB9OeK9E/s72-c/kitties1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-8094752877918784199</id><published>2010-07-17T14:45:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-17T14:58:44.479-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dudes of Wrath'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Know Nothing About Art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NBD'/><title type='text'>Happy things</title><summary type='text'>I was trying to take a picture of this rad tote my friend J. Penry made in conjunction with the awesome Wicker Man inspired art show The Ritual which was recently at the By and By gallery on Grand Street.Unfortunately there was a little interference.Apparently Omar doesn't like the idea of me taking pictures of any cat but him.  And so, I'm pleased to introduce the newest member of the Hames/</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/8094752877918784199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=8094752877918784199&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8094752877918784199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8094752877918784199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2010/07/happy-things.html' title='Happy things'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4137/4802003687_c36e47a5a1_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-124366545225653797</id><published>2010-07-17T01:18:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-17T01:53:48.423-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Turn the Phrase'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><title type='text'>Internal Strife</title><summary type='text'>Been stuck on a downer train for the past couple of weeks.  It started with a pain in the lower right side of my abdomen.  After two days I made an appointment with another doctor who shared my primary physicians office as my own doc was out for the day.  She gave me a pelvic examination.  She sent me to Beth Israel, a hospital I've dictated previous experiences at here and here.  She said she </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/124366545225653797/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=124366545225653797&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/124366545225653797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/124366545225653797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2010/07/internal-strife.html' title='Internal Strife'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1491488682979836959</id><published>2010-05-11T22:31:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-11T23:07:43.592-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Turn the Phrase'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hatredy'/><title type='text'>Public Celibacy</title><summary type='text'>Note: I understand how ridiculous it is that I'm actually writing about something in the Post annoying me.  Almost everything in the NY Post annoys me, I read it for the crossword puzzle more than anything else.  Still, this who celibacy thing really hit a nerve.I was reading yet another article in the NY Post today about NY women opting for celibacy.  First of all, in it's digging for famous </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1491488682979836959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1491488682979836959&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1491488682979836959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1491488682979836959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2010/05/public-celibacy.html' title='Public Celibacy'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1485664857692031921</id><published>2010-03-01T19:28:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T20:05:08.134-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valedictorian of Nerd High'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Positive Vibes'/><title type='text'>Just so you know</title><summary type='text'>Sorry, been too busy building an empire in Greenpoint to blog.  Things are getting nutty but we're so close to being ready to reopen the shop.  For those of you not in the know, I've been working my way into a partnership since the summer at Fox and Fawn.  As of January, the partnership is a solid "go" as we decided to relocate the store from it's quiet Suffolk Street location in the LES to a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1485664857692031921/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1485664857692031921&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1485664857692031921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1485664857692031921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2010/03/just-so-you-know.html' title='Just so you know'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2726/4393247787_f0afbaf1ae_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5220716119561048544</id><published>2010-02-12T18:44:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T18:48:47.144-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dudes of Wrath'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>[Flickr] White Castle Likes Your Photo!</title><summary type='text'>Dear White Castle enthusiast,We saw your stuff online. We dig it. We like it so much, in fact, that we’d like to include your video or picture on WhiteCastle.com.Before we can post your work, we need your permission. Read the legal stuff below and email us back. As you’ll see, we offer no compensation, we simply provide the stage to showcase your White Castle-inspired genius.Please reply with a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5220716119561048544/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5220716119561048544&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5220716119561048544'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5220716119561048544'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2010/02/flickr-white-castle-likes-your-photo.html' title='[Flickr] White Castle Likes Your Photo!'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3572/3307496859_c8dae0843d_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-4448208082685294274</id><published>2010-01-25T12:52:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T12:52:55.341-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><title type='text'>This voice could sell me anything</title><summary type='text'>Fred Vanore Gilbert Gottfried Shoedini Blue Moon StudiosUploaded by BlueMoonStudios1. - Classic TV and last night's shows, online.God bless you Gilbert, it's like a rainbow in my ears.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/4448208082685294274/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=4448208082685294274&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4448208082685294274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4448208082685294274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2010/01/this-voice-could-sell-me-anything.html' title='This voice could sell me anything'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-7417392081127808610</id><published>2010-01-15T13:34:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-15T13:40:08.199-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easier Listening'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Goth is a Verb'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>Void Vision at Wierd!</title><summary type='text'>I did an interview with these kids that was excerpted on the Vice Blog, check it out!I also took a bunch of pics from that night, enjoy!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/7417392081127808610/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=7417392081127808610&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7417392081127808610'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7417392081127808610'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2010/01/void-vision-at-wierd.html' title='Void Vision at Wierd!'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/4277182590_d0340bdd5b_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1899358018936365936</id><published>2010-01-06T17:56:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-06T17:58:35.409-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Gee thanks Ebay, now I'm drowning in a repetitive sea of bullshit!</title><summary type='text'>All I wanted to do was sell a fucking vintage Chanel skirt!  Thanks for going after the little guy instead of the Hong Kong dicks that actually sell fake goods on Ebay.  I'm pissed as all get out.Also, isn't this the longest most repetitive email you've ever read?  It took all my strength not to reply with "Eat a dick."Dear Beverly,Thank you for writing eBay in regard to the listing restriction </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1899358018936365936/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1899358018936365936&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1899358018936365936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1899358018936365936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2010/01/gee-thanks-ebay-now-im-drowning-in.html' title='Gee thanks Ebay, now I&apos;m drowning in a repetitive sea of bullshit!'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-7330663437050483912</id><published>2010-01-05T14:45:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-05T14:55:35.628-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><title type='text'>A few things</title><summary type='text'>First off, don't the guys arrested in Pakistan on a terror plot look like a boy band?  Ramy Zamzam...I mean what a name!If only I knew Photoshop a little better I could turn this into serious gold.Second, Bobby Liebling's wife has a blog called Halcoholic.  It's weirdly fascinating to look at candids of him now.  Plus his jewelry collection is insane and I sort of want to hate her just for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/7330663437050483912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=7330663437050483912&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7330663437050483912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7330663437050483912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2010/01/few-things.html' title='A few things'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5938602159751503132</id><published>2009-12-02T17:49:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T17:54:07.465-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dudes of Wrath'/><title type='text'>The greatest thought train</title><summary type='text'>So my friend Don Stahl posted something about pudding on Twitter.  It made me think of Barry and Levon on the state and them having a bunch of pudding in the trunk of their car.  Alas, all I could find was the $240 worth of pudding sketch when I looked up "Barry and Levon state pudding" on Youtube.  So I expanded my search to just "Barry and Levon" and...fuck...the greatest thing ever happened:I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5938602159751503132/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5938602159751503132&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5938602159751503132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5938602159751503132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/12/greatest-thought-train.html' title='The greatest thought train'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-284029680483711876</id><published>2009-12-02T14:06:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T14:11:36.361-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Munch a bunch'/><title type='text'>ESL selling points</title><summary type='text'>"an ingenious herd of charcoal fire"I did a reading of this menu, complete with "soute spinach" and "mashroom salad" to an amused crowd of San Franciso-based house guests.  Sean and I share a theory that lost in translation menus tend to have better and more authentic ethnic foods.  When I ventured to actually eat at the newly opened Kestane Kebab on Nassau Ave in Greenpoint I was sorely </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/284029680483711876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=284029680483711876&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/284029680483711876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/284029680483711876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/12/esl-selling-points.html' title='ESL selling points'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2797/4123033955_676780ee6d_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5413995769195000988</id><published>2009-11-28T14:09:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-28T14:16:51.541-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Hidden ASSets (yeah, it's that kind of pun)</title><summary type='text'>I learned something during the two and a half years I worked as a shop girl at Barneys New York, fashion trends are dictated by the bodies and neurosises of middle-aged white woman.  Everything on the sales floor was designed to hide a bulging belly and a flat ass and compliment the legs and occasionally the bust.  There are two body types that seem to pervail among that consumer set, one is that</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5413995769195000988/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5413995769195000988&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5413995769195000988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5413995769195000988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/11/hidden-assets-yeah-its-that-kind-of-pun.html' title='Hidden ASSets (yeah, it&apos;s that kind of pun)'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-8086846651269803834</id><published>2009-11-10T15:54:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T16:06:57.382-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Justification 101'/><title type='text'>Closet Rocks</title><summary type='text'>aka another "Fuck you, buy me" post regarding Ebay.I've got another post up on the Vice blog:entitled Closet RocksIt's what is most likely going to be the first of several Ebay posts.  Essentially I am sick of blogs like Refinery29 posting Ebay scores that aren't deals and frankly are kind of lame in the realm of what I'd call I "score."If you've spent about five minutes reading this blog you'd </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/2009/11/10/closet-rocks/' title='Closet Rocks'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/8086846651269803834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=8086846651269803834&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8086846651269803834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8086846651269803834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/11/closet-rocks.html' title='Closet Rocks'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-850483459392517403</id><published>2009-11-05T18:34:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-05T19:14:55.128-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><title type='text'>On the subject of epiphanies</title><summary type='text'>So my long lost (as in I haven't seen her since she rode through Nebraska with Kevin) buddy Elizabeth aka White Lightning posted an admission that she had a boner for Chad from Million Dollar Listing and I have to admit that as far as gross tv fantasies that's just beyond me.However, in the sake of fairness (and since this blog used to deal with my obsession with bad reality tv pretty regularly) </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/850483459392517403/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=850483459392517403&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/850483459392517403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/850483459392517403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/11/on-subject-of-epiphanies.html' title='On the subject of epiphanies'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-4075663923172291243</id><published>2009-10-31T17:10:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-31T17:29:47.974-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Know Nothing About Art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>Convent Party</title><summary type='text'>So I told the Vice readership all about the fun and crazy performance I was in last weekend at the St. Cecilia convent in Greenpoint. The performance at the convent was a great success and a total blast.  Things got a little sloppy at the second performance at the Legion but everyone had a blast and if nothing else we confused the hell out of a lot of people.I didn't get any pics of the actual </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/4075663923172291243/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=4075663923172291243&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4075663923172291243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4075663923172291243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/10/convent-party.html' title='Convent Party'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2683/4061332095_50cc14ec5f_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-4582407367687405371</id><published>2009-10-28T15:09:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T15:11:39.998-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>A Question</title><summary type='text'>Who advertises their nanny services atop a gravestone?Well apparently someone on Graham Avenue does because this sign in the the window of the monument shop near Metropolitain.  The grave makers also sell fresh bakery goods.  For some reason buying bread from a gravestone purveyor seems unseemly, but maybe that's just me.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/4582407367687405371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=4582407367687405371&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4582407367687405371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4582407367687405371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/10/question.html' title='A Question'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2504/4052997449_3ff568a319_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5093051896366858178</id><published>2009-10-23T20:24:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-23T20:25:50.167-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Know Nothing About Art'/><title type='text'>If you've got nothing to do</title><summary type='text'>then come to this!If you've got something to do, ditch your plans and come anyway!!!Exquisite Nun Corpse aka Say Yes to Life</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5093051896366858178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5093051896366858178&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5093051896366858178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5093051896366858178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/10/if-youve-got-nothing-to-do.html' title='If you&apos;ve got nothing to do'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3951339007564935830</id><published>2009-10-16T16:44:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-16T16:47:35.707-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heavy Metal for Breakfast'/><title type='text'>Two more things</title><summary type='text'>Ryan Turner's Outcast collection dropped @ Urban Outfitters.I blogged about it for Vice You Don't Have to Slam Junk to Wear LeatherI'm sick.  And Europa is having an inspection so the downstairs will be closed so I won't be DJing the Saint Vitus show tonight, but of course I'm still dragging my half dead ass there.  Can't be missed!Check out my write-up at Vice as well (yes, yes I know, I need </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3951339007564935830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3951339007564935830&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3951339007564935830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3951339007564935830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/10/two-more-things.html' title='Two more things'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1120126547635969237</id><published>2009-10-06T15:04:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-06T15:19:08.293-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tour Bus Bus'/><title type='text'>Cult of Youth TOUR DATES!</title><summary type='text'>So my magical boyfriend Sean is touring with his band Cult of Youth.  You should go see them if you are in any of these cities.  They are amazing (and I'm not just saying that because of Sean!)Plus they are touring with Baltimore's Death Domain (ex-SIDS)================================================================Friday October 9, 2009:Cult of YouthDeath DomainMean MuggerInvisible CrackDJ </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1120126547635969237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1120126547635969237&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1120126547635969237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1120126547635969237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/10/cult-of-youth-tour-dates.html' title='Cult of Youth TOUR DATES!'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3400/3574677036_65728c1c39_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-2171063908926707509</id><published>2009-10-06T14:13:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-06T14:19:01.527-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heavy Metal for Breakfast'/><title type='text'>Blogging about blogging on another blog</title><summary type='text'>Ouch, I know.  I am the anti-poacher too.  Maybe it's a sensitivity to fashion blogs that are merely repostings of other fashion blogs or just image selections.  I'm a grump, a writer.  Not that my posts on here seem to consist of anything aside from links to my Vice posts.  What can I say?  Now that I'm quasi-professional I give them a lot of the goods.  But even more, I can't say that I would </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/2171063908926707509/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=2171063908926707509&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2171063908926707509'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2171063908926707509'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/10/blogging-about-blogging-on-another-blog.html' title='Blogging about blogging on another blog'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-8301794055181449434</id><published>2009-09-25T17:26:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-25T18:07:32.174-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Samantha Pleet Redux</title><summary type='text'>I wrote a fairly detailed behind-the-scenes post about the Samantha Pleet presentation over on the Vice Blog but I took too many pictures for just one post.  I avoided including too many photos of the lovely Louise and Angela because of another behind-the-scenes that will be posted as soon as Angela finishes the Cheek-ie lookbook.  Louise was one of the lovely models and I got the most power </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/8301794055181449434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=8301794055181449434&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8301794055181449434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8301794055181449434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/09/samantha-pleet-redux.html' title='Samantha Pleet Redux'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2484/3934972595_6790ae09c1_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6824945302069952934</id><published>2009-09-15T12:51:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-15T13:39:27.448-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valedictorian of Nerd High'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Goth is a Verb'/><title type='text'>I Lost My Time in a Magic Vortex</title><summary type='text'>Facebook is going to be the death of me.  Now that I've expanded beyond simple social networking and begun playing Dungeon &amp; Dragons: Tiny Adventures.  It's been going non-stop for a few days now.  I got my boyfriend hooked too.  Now we're spending our evening's buffing each other's characters from different computers in the same house.  It's bad.  I mean, don't get me wrong, it's an awesome </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6824945302069952934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6824945302069952934&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6824945302069952934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6824945302069952934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/09/seriously-derailed.html' title='I Lost My Time in a Magic Vortex'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3486/3923669258_3fb2d751f9_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1012328171046739850</id><published>2009-09-11T16:24:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T16:30:40.150-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Goth is a Verb'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heavy Metal for Breakfast'/><title type='text'>Odyn Vovk up on Vice!</title><summary type='text'>The behind-the-scenes rundown of the Odyn Vovk show is posted up on Vice.  Click here to check it out, there are tons of pics too!I didn't get any pics at the afterparty because I was too busy DJing, my camera was almost dead, and everyone fucking hung out in the back yard where I couldn't go because I was tied to the decks!  Bummer.  Still it was a blast.  Playing Immortal and Mayhem at Sweet </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1012328171046739850/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1012328171046739850&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1012328171046739850'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1012328171046739850'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/09/odyn-vovk-up-on-vice.html' title='Odyn Vovk up on Vice!'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-974422836686017204</id><published>2009-09-11T02:01:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T02:25:41.040-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Warehouse of Horrors</title><summary type='text'>So I meant to post this last week.  I wrote it for the Vice Blog but we didn't have time to post it before the sale ended (for some reason people don't work on Labor Day...weird.)  I thought all was lost in the holiday time crunch until I remembered, oh yeah, wait, I have my own blog that I neglect and I can post things on it...doy. I recently bad-mouthed the Barneys Warehouse sale.  Well time to</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/974422836686017204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=974422836686017204&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/974422836686017204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/974422836686017204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/09/warehouse-of-horrors.html' title='Warehouse of Horrors'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3500/3909114034_d482f71ae6_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-7581160024555937689</id><published>2009-09-04T17:37:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-04T17:48:54.732-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Road Warrior'/><title type='text'>Jersey Shore!</title><summary type='text'>Glen, Audrey and I went down to the Jersey Shore and had a basically awesome time.  I had to get back to work so I missed out on a mushroom enhanced bike ride and potential karaoke but we did hit the strip and shopped our butts off.  It's discount heaven with a lot of tie-dye thrown in.I wrote about it for the Vice Blog, so click here for the full run down.Aside from shopping we spent a couple of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/7581160024555937689/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=7581160024555937689&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7581160024555937689'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7581160024555937689'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/09/jersey-shore.html' title='Jersey Shore!'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2554/3881857056_567d655fb1_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-2138057408010543585</id><published>2009-09-01T16:16:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-01T16:31:34.067-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heavy Metal for Breakfast'/><title type='text'>ODYN VOVK</title><summary type='text'>Ahh, black metal and fashion, the two have flirted, well maybe the flirtation is a little one-sided.  For every designer or stylist who has done a black metal inspired line/shoot/runway show I don't think there has been any album dedications in return.  But the grim gotta wear something and occasionally the grim just happened to be inspired menswear designers like Austin Sherbanenko.This season's</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/2138057408010543585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=2138057408010543585&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2138057408010543585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2138057408010543585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/09/odyn-vovk.html' title='ODYN VOVK'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3488/3879338502_6ac8c764e1_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3585725082014407469</id><published>2009-08-21T19:53:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T20:01:18.368-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Store whoring</title><summary type='text'>I started a blog for Fox and Fawn.  It's good great fun.  I just yammer away about all the amazing things we have in the store that I think you should buy.  Basically half of the time I'm probably going to be shouting, "TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I TAKE IT HOME!"  It's one hell of a struggle, letting things sell.  This is a business though, not my personal closet, but sometimes it's tough.Not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3585725082014407469/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3585725082014407469&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3585725082014407469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3585725082014407469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/08/store-whoring.html' title='Store whoring'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6293921791854385402</id><published>2009-08-07T18:17:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-07T18:19:31.593-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hatredy'/><title type='text'>I met Boyd Rice</title><summary type='text'>and he was very nice...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6293921791854385402/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6293921791854385402&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6293921791854385402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6293921791854385402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-met-boyd-rice.html' title='I met Boyd Rice'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-2877923318873104985</id><published>2009-08-05T12:29:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-05T12:53:12.183-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easier Listening'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tour Bus Bus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Road Warrior'/><title type='text'>Best text ever...</title><summary type='text'>From Sam Jayne"Hey love as laughter alumni and heavy hitters there is a show in portland sep 20.  Isaac is flying us out its the gp showcase for northwest music fest at crystal ballsroom and its gonna be huge.  We can use MM double drums and percussion.  We just have to find places to tay, i can help with that.  Whos in?"Translation:Isaac Brock is flying a bunch of us out for the Glacial Pace </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/2877923318873104985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=2877923318873104985&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2877923318873104985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2877923318873104985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/08/best-text-ever.html' title='Best text ever...'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1621962810809016712</id><published>2009-08-01T13:20:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-01T14:02:28.640-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easier Listening'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Road Warrior'/><title type='text'>Highway Kind</title><summary type='text'>Watched Be Here to Love Me for the first time last night.  The doc was so-so, still heartbreaking, but not the greatest film.  But the quality of the storytelling doesn't really matter, I love Townes Van Zandt so much that any further glimpses into his story bring me joy.  Nothing beats his scenes in Heartworn Highway, though.  However, getting to see that much Guy Clark made me so happy.  In my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1621962810809016712/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1621962810809016712&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1621962810809016712'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1621962810809016712'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/08/highway-kind.html' title='Highway Kind'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-127414830208427531</id><published>2009-07-31T13:34:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-31T13:34:46.271-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><title type='text'>Paging Val Kilmer</title><summary type='text'>Wow, Donatella, who knew...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/127414830208427531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=127414830208427531&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/127414830208427531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/127414830208427531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/07/paging-val-kilmer.html' title='Paging Val Kilmer'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-8862264141300016975</id><published>2009-07-23T23:17:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-23T23:21:19.919-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><title type='text'>Bare assed but not embarassed...</title><summary type='text'>So not only did I get naked in Vice, I wrote about it.  And I wrote about being air-brushed and I showed the world my non-airbrushed ass.  What am I crazy?  Maybe...but what the hell...Check it out</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/8862264141300016975/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=8862264141300016975&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8862264141300016975'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8862264141300016975'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/07/bare-assed-but-not-embarassed.html' title='Bare assed but not embarassed...'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-4257360698431995351</id><published>2009-07-11T00:00:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-11T00:24:48.642-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><title type='text'>More than just a couple of dicks</title><summary type='text'>Two days after reading this article about residents' frustrations about the recent rash of filming in Greenpoint the new Kevin Smith movie, A Couple of Dicks started shooting on my boyfriend's block.  After walking 8 miles to and from the Lower East Side the last thing I wanted to deal with was the cameras and the lights right outside the window, so I was relieved to see they were shooting around</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/4257360698431995351/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=4257360698431995351&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4257360698431995351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4257360698431995351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/07/more-than-just-couple-of-dicks.html' title='More than just a couple of dicks'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-649796546419910729</id><published>2009-07-10T16:21:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T16:26:32.819-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Know Nothing About Art'/><title type='text'>Micki Pellerano post on the Vice Blog</title><summary type='text'>Check it out, Micki and His MinionsMicki asked me to be in his performance and I was so proud to participate.  The photos my editor Liz took turned out amazing too.  Also the photo issue is out.  The pics from the Angela Boatwright shoot are up on the site.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/649796546419910729/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=649796546419910729&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/649796546419910729'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/649796546419910729'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/07/micki-pellerano-post-on-vice-blog.html' title='Micki Pellerano post on the Vice Blog'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-8867537133941388404</id><published>2009-06-28T18:02:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-28T18:04:47.997-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><title type='text'>Also</title><summary type='text'>I saw Eric Roberts involved in a weird scene on Magazine Street while in NOLA.  Check out the story I wrote for Vice about it.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/8867537133941388404/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=8867537133941388404&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8867537133941388404'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8867537133941388404'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/06/also.html' title='Also'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5209663298238123316</id><published>2009-06-28T18:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-28T18:02:02.343-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easier Listening'/><title type='text'>Cult of Youth</title><summary type='text'>So it's been a while, I know.  Been working and traveling.  I'll have words soon, but until then, my baby played at Santos Party House last night with Jarboe, Bloody Panda, and IUD.  Cult of Youth was amazing, as the sound in this video will demonstrate.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5209663298238123316/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5209663298238123316&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5209663298238123316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5209663298238123316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/06/cult-of-youth.html' title='Cult of Youth'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-870873447256666536</id><published>2009-06-08T16:55:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T17:25:50.863-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dudes of Wrath'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Know Nothing About Art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>Thematics</title><summary type='text'>Everyone loves a theme party.  At least those of us with a closet full of demented garb begging to be worn.  It's a way to riff on a life you will never have.  Whether it be appropriating the customs of the meatheads and the boozed-out babes who used to antagonize you in your youth, or exercising that childhood dream of running off to join the cirucs, a well executed theme is hard to resist.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/870873447256666536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=870873447256666536&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/870873447256666536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/870873447256666536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/06/thematics.html' title='Thematics'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3645/3585667789_84f44f9328_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-111255095904861731</id><published>2009-06-07T18:17:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-07T18:23:20.294-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NBD'/><title type='text'>NEWS!!!</title><summary type='text'>So I've got something exciting to share with all of you.  I'm working my way into becoming a partner in my friend Marissa's vintage store, Fox and Fawn.  Over the next couple of months expect lots of updates, photos, and fun times.  I'm spending my summer on Suffolk Street (112 Suffolk) to be exact.  I'm very very excited.  We have a lot of plans in the works and aim to keep it the most gently </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/111255095904861731/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=111255095904861731&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/111255095904861731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/111255095904861731'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/06/news.html' title='NEWS!!!'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3637/3585657365_71ea6f9736_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-4582541492338501446</id><published>2009-06-07T17:14:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-07T17:53:02.346-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Homesick Blues'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>Nebraskans Eat</title><summary type='text'>About a month ago I wrote a preview for the Taste of Nebraska event for the Vice Blog.  My editor over there asked me if I could write an event preview for something happening that upcoming weekend and that is what I came up with.  Of course I sincerely doubt that anyone actually came to the Nebraska Society of New York's event because of my posting but it sure did make Glen's mom happy.  It was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/4582541492338501446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=4582541492338501446&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4582541492338501446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4582541492338501446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/06/nebraskans-eat.html' title='Nebraskans Eat'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3408/3548756553_61f1d2e494_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1082471078723937649</id><published>2009-05-29T14:32:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-29T15:09:42.818-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Out of Africa</title><summary type='text'>Angela, Audrey, and I went to an Afro-Carribean street fair in front of BAM on Sunday.  It was the first day I was feeling remotely better from my second resurgence of the swine flu.  We came expecting to find this guy: He was pictured in the advert on BAM's website but unforunately the only fabric vendors were pretty unimpressive.  Most of the places in Harlem have better selections.Still we had</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1082471078723937649/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1082471078723937649&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1082471078723937649'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1082471078723937649'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/out-of-africa.html' title='Out of Africa'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2475/3574703408_ae26b4d0da_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6574594461267959423</id><published>2009-05-29T14:22:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-29T14:32:00.258-04:00</updated><title type='text'>How am I?  Do you really want to know?</title><summary type='text'>So I survived a nine-day stint with the swine flu.  The bus on the way to pharmacy was traumatic.  School kids making fun of me, so taxed I wanted to punch one of them in the face.  An especially fat one bragging about how he would go into the city and cough on people to make them think they were being infected.  I survived the bus ride temper intact and got a bottle of Codeine cough syrup for my</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6574594461267959423/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6574594461267959423&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6574594461267959423'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6574594461267959423'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/how-am-i-do-you-really-want-to-know.html' title='How am I?  Do you really want to know?'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-7837147543662287244</id><published>2009-05-29T14:20:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-29T14:20:50.866-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><title type='text'>Porked</title><summary type='text'>I got the swine flu.No seriously I did and it sucked.  I told Vice all about it instead of you.  Oops.  Sorry bros.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/7837147543662287244/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=7837147543662287244&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7837147543662287244'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7837147543662287244'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/porked.html' title='Porked'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-7425225348322865409</id><published>2009-05-20T17:29:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-20T18:06:27.555-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Know Nothing About Art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>Tangled up in Court</title><summary type='text'>On Friday I went to see Louise Sturge's opening at lovely Lisa and Nicole's lovely Court.  I wrote a little number about it/her for the Vice Blog and boy, people sure didn't like it.  I guess being stoked about things isn't what the readership wants.  After all, I am participating in a publication that, for a long time, fostered a mentality of celebration by negation.  But come on, sometimes it's</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/7425225348322865409/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=7425225348322865409&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7425225348322865409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7425225348322865409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/tangled-up-in-court.html' title='Tangled up in Court'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3605/3548719879_6250b75425_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3164240701953540990</id><published>2009-05-20T14:47:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-20T18:25:55.986-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>Ummm</title><summary type='text'>Oh yeah, I have a blog don't I?So what's been going on with me?I witnessed a homosexual gang rape in the Calvin Klein window.I saw the happiest van in Williamsburg.I posed pretty much naked in a shoot with Angela Boatwright.  The pictures with be made very public very soon.  But don't worry, no beaver shots.  However, I did find these hilarious heart-shaped aviators while on set.I ate a lot of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3164240701953540990/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3164240701953540990&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3164240701953540990'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3164240701953540990'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/ummm.html' title='Ummm'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3638/3549593622_d501fe08b0_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-7260524639607340219</id><published>2009-05-12T18:07:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T18:10:53.768-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Someone buy these please</title><summary type='text'>Because they won't fit me:Only $24.99You've got 28 hours left.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/7260524639607340219/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=7260524639607340219&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7260524639607340219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7260524639607340219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/someone-buy-these-please.html' title='Someone buy these please'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5566592646777966030</id><published>2009-05-12T15:31:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T15:42:11.001-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easier Listening'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>Sometimes I like it easier</title><summary type='text'>Nikki Lane and Pete Molinari played country tunes at K&amp;M.  I DJed after.  I like country music a whole bunch but only have about 30 minutes worth of DJ-able tunes on my Ipod.  Thankfully the crowd didn't leave when I switched to Judas Priest.  Note to self: Dead Moon is the best band to bridge country and psychedelic metal.  Back-up babesPete MolinariNikkiNikki and Joe.  I love this picture.After</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5566592646777966030/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5566592646777966030&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5566592646777966030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5566592646777966030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/country-vs-metal.html' title='Sometimes I like it easier'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3574/3504782729_f91767dbae_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-4636880831961203283</id><published>2009-05-12T13:06:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T13:07:31.018-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><title type='text'>Fail</title><summary type='text'>Officially added to the list of things we shouldn't say on the internet and even more so in real life.  Ugh.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/4636880831961203283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=4636880831961203283&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4636880831961203283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4636880831961203283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/fail.html' title='Fail'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6166171099040292346</id><published>2009-05-12T12:36:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T13:00:30.011-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='AGAP'/><title type='text'>Gossip Girl</title><summary type='text'>Wow...okay...I will officially start this off by calling my boyfriend Sean a hero.  I dragged him to the Tribeca Grand Hotel for a screening of the 80s flashback episode of Gossip Girl last night.  I watched the first season because my friend Meredith was the assistant stylist and a few friends were extras.  Plus my friend Abigail's clothing line, Lorick was featured as Blair's mom's designs.  I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6166171099040292346/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6166171099040292346&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6166171099040292346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6166171099040292346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/gossip-girl.html' title='Gossip Girl'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6770942199109565475</id><published>2009-05-08T15:45:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-08T15:53:20.345-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Homesick Blues'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>New York - Nebraska's Coming to TownI wrote about Saturday's upcoming Nebraska Society of New York's Taste of Nebraska event that Glen is DJing for Vice.  I am pretty sure that 100% of the readership will not show, but I, for one, will surely have a blast and take a gazillion pictures.  Anyway, getting people to come was secondary, I've got hometown pride.  I may even have some Valentino's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6770942199109565475/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6770942199109565475&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6770942199109565475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6770942199109565475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/new-york-nebraskas-coming-to-town-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-9054831730064326210</id><published>2009-05-08T14:54:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-08T15:12:01.192-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valedictorian of Nerd High'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Justification 101'/><title type='text'>Justification 101</title><summary type='text'>I wish I was more confident, I really do.  I wish I was one of those people who could live her life without feeling the need to explain any potentially embarrassing actions.  I am not one of those people.  Hence I form elaborate reasoning for doing ridiculous or excessive things.  "You can never have too much of something as long as you collect it."  Think about it.  No one can give you guff </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/9054831730064326210/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=9054831730064326210&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/9054831730064326210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/9054831730064326210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/justification-101.html' title='Justification 101'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-4366093202242494636</id><published>2009-05-05T18:06:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T18:18:30.647-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easier Listening'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>Throbbing Gristle!</title><summary type='text'>Holy crap!  Can't you see how excited they are?  We saw Throbbing Gristle at the Brooklyn Masonic Hall.  Sean and I missed the first show because we were on tour, but we made it to the second one.  It was amazing.  Our only complaint was that the crowd was very mellow and security was way uptight.  Everyone was pretty much motionless aside from one couple.  The boyfriend was clearly on acid and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/4366093202242494636/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=4366093202242494636&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4366093202242494636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4366093202242494636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/throbbing-gristle.html' title='Throbbing Gristle!'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3340/3505495624_6462d1551c_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5887419733931858039</id><published>2009-05-05T17:44:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T18:06:30.266-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tour Bus Bus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Tidbits</title><summary type='text'>I present some uncategorizable sights."Original Demon Slayer" from dinner @ ZenkichiNormally I don't like the idea of fish coming out of my crotch but I was helpless when confronted with these pants at Fox and Fawn.This girl has the worst tattoo I have ever seen. It's hard sneaking up on drunk chicks to take pictures of them without their knowledge. Her friend told me to stop taking photos of her</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5887419733931858039/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5887419733931858039&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5887419733931858039'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5887419733931858039'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/tidbits.html' title='Tidbits'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3617/3505761790_50b818511d_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6572182454496570873</id><published>2009-05-01T13:42:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-01T13:44:42.950-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><title type='text'>I've got some complainin to do</title><summary type='text'>You ever had a migraine that lasts for two days?  In the midst of that migraine you ever get the hiccups?  Yeah, fuck you too life.  Guess I'm not getting shit done today.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6572182454496570873/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6572182454496570873&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6572182454496570873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6572182454496570873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/ive-got-some-complainin-to-do.html' title='I&apos;ve got some complainin to do'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-500872715157155383</id><published>2009-04-29T19:40:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-29T19:53:40.996-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><title type='text'>Bus-ted</title><summary type='text'>Gee New York, thanks a lot.Riding the B43 today I witnessed a mother changing her daughter's diaper while feeding her chicken McNuggets.  Who the fuck changes a kid's diaper ON THE BUS?  And who feeds their child while wiping it's ass?  When she was done the mom transferred the child to the father and dashed out the back door to toss the diaper at the next stop.  At least she had the courtesy to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/500872715157155383/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=500872715157155383&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/500872715157155383'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/500872715157155383'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/04/bus-ted.html' title='Bus-ted'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-4569168403559787867</id><published>2009-04-29T13:34:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-29T13:36:20.327-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tour Bus Bus'/><title type='text'>I'll update my own blog I swear!</title><summary type='text'>So I managed to pump out another Vice post before I updated this.  But trust me, so much tour business coming soon.  Plus Throbbing Gristle!!!New York - Florida Fashion</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/4569168403559787867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=4569168403559787867&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4569168403559787867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4569168403559787867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/04/ill-update-my-own-blog-i-swear.html' title='I&apos;ll update my own blog I swear!'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1992397930444396669</id><published>2009-04-27T17:08:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-27T17:12:42.446-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tour Bus Bus'/><title type='text'>New post up on Vice!</title><summary type='text'>North Carolina - Secret Hall of FameLove as Laughter played at one of the most amazing historic punk venues no one seems to have heard of.  Before CBGBs there was The Milestone but of course no one cares because it's in Charlotte, NC.  Check out the post, it's something I really wanted to share with the universe.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1992397930444396669/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1992397930444396669&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1992397930444396669'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1992397930444396669'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/04/new-post-up-on-vice.html' title='New post up on Vice!'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6761089077115185602</id><published>2009-04-26T22:33:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-06T23:42:51.519-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dudes of Wrath'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tour Bus Bus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>Spring Broke</title><summary type='text'>Ahh, back in New York, just in time for the season of beer bongs and hula hooping.  The older my friends get, the greater their enthusiasm for beer bongs seems to increase.  Beer bongs and spring break.  Maybe it's because those of us who did go to college never were the types to spend a weekend in Ybor City or South Padre Island.  Cabo Wabo wasn't part of our scholastic venernacular.  But the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6761089077115185602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6761089077115185602&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6761089077115185602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6761089077115185602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/04/spring-broke.html' title='Spring Broke'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3606/3477268768_d1a1abfcc6_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1452215211172662097</id><published>2009-04-24T22:09:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-24T22:30:12.721-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Turn the Phrase'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Down South'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tour Bus Bus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Road Warrior'/><title type='text'>Full effectiveish</title><summary type='text'>Okay.  Fuck.  I'm back from tour and have no idea where to begin.  I guess saying that I'm back is enough of a start.  It was my first time spending any serious time in the south.  Aside from my solo vacation to the Hostel in the Forest/Cumberland Island the December before last and a childhood family trip to North Carolina's Outer Banks, I hadn't been to the offical "South" before.  The tour </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1452215211172662097/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1452215211172662097&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1452215211172662097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1452215211172662097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/04/full-effectiveish.html' title='Full effectiveish'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1378136814736284435</id><published>2009-04-06T15:32:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T15:36:09.871-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Programming Note</title><summary type='text'>Going on tour with Love as Laughter until 4/21.Seeing as how I have a crappy phone with no internet and no laptop I don't think I'll be updating this much, if at all.  Although knowing me, I'll find a way.Hit me up if you live in any of these towns!TUES 07 APRGreensboro, NC - Square OneWED 08 APRAthens, GA - Tasty WorldTHURS 09 APRJacksonville, FL - Cafe ElevenFRI 10 APRTampa, FL - New WorldSUN </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1378136814736284435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1378136814736284435&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1378136814736284435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1378136814736284435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/04/programming-note.html' title='Programming Note'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-7470984338623632482</id><published>2009-04-03T20:55:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-03T21:25:11.244-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Like a budget Selby</title><summary type='text'>Ahh, it's time for another welcome to my domain post.  I moved in September to L train territory.  I live with five roommates, three of them dudes, one of them in transition (not from female to male necessarily, but we have a subletter for a month then who knows.)  Being the typically messy brat that I am it took a while to get settled, but I finally got around to taking some pictures.  Here it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/7470984338623632482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=7470984338623632482&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7470984338623632482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7470984338623632482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/04/like-budget-selby.html' title='Like a budget Selby'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3224/3408817598_2056863761_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3265779563179962370</id><published>2009-04-02T16:04:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T16:22:47.928-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valedictorian of Nerd High'/><title type='text'>What's the opposite of money for nothing?</title><summary type='text'>At the ripe old age of 27 my previous refusal to intern has bitten me in the ass.  I find myself qualified only to work in a field that I don't give a fuck about-retail management.  Why would I want to intern when I was making $34/hr hawking jeans at BNY?  Oh, wait, you're gonna get sick of doing that?  Really?  And then you're going to want to do something else but no one will hire you to do </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3265779563179962370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3265779563179962370&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3265779563179962370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3265779563179962370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/04/whats-opposite-of-money-for-nothing.html' title='What&apos;s the opposite of money for nothing?'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5839198429375119656</id><published>2009-04-01T23:56:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-24T22:31:16.556-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><title type='text'>The new face of Armani is...</title><summary type='text'>Metallica!!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5839198429375119656/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5839198429375119656&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5839198429375119656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5839198429375119656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/04/new-face-of-armani-is.html' title='The new face of Armani is...'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3427842681328495175</id><published>2009-03-31T15:07:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-31T15:19:16.244-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><title type='text'>This is a mourning song</title><summary type='text'>I've been keeping my mouth shut for some time about my current television devotions and it's time for me to spill my guts.  Dear Rock of Love producers...HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!  In two weeks time you allowed the greatest show on earth become a boring clusterfuck of bitchy brunettes.  Come on, everyone knows you show is fake, why did you have to let Ashley leave?  Seriously!  I know, I know, she's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3427842681328495175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3427842681328495175&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3427842681328495175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3427842681328495175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/this-is-mourning-song.html' title='This is a mourning song'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-4728097206592710490</id><published>2009-03-31T13:35:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-24T22:34:16.365-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Turn the Phrase'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><title type='text'>Black velvet if you please</title><summary type='text'>A new religion that'll bring you to your kneesAnother post up on the Vice Blog, this one about my black velvet cloak obsession.  Check it out and once again, show me love.  So far the comments are awesome!</summary><link rel='related' href='http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2009/03/fashion-issue-extra-a-new-religion-thatll-bring-you-to-your-knees.html#more' title='Black velvet if you please'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/4728097206592710490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=4728097206592710490&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4728097206592710490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4728097206592710490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/black-velvet-if-you-please.html' title='Black velvet if you please'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-7224422060327250742</id><published>2009-03-26T15:34:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-24T22:32:26.760-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valedictorian of Nerd High'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dudes of Wrath'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><title type='text'>The Chosen (and not the Jewish kind)</title><summary type='text'>My friend works at a modeling agency.  They get tons of regular submissions from people who want to be models.  He started blogging some of the best and brightest of these hopefuls.  Some are amazing, some are depressing, some are striking, and some are just plain...well...you'll see.The ChosenHere are some of the photos he's posted:It's been around for less than 24 hours and already it's the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/7224422060327250742/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=7224422060327250742&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7224422060327250742'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7224422060327250742'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/chosen-and-not-jewish-kind.html' title='The Chosen (and not the Jewish kind)'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6827213583707817999</id><published>2009-03-24T20:13:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-24T21:16:26.703-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>My best thing</title><summary type='text'>So I am working on a clothing collection piece and it got me thinking about my favorite t-shirt.  I may not wear it the most, but it is the crowning jewel in my collection.  I got it when I worked at Beacon's Closet.  It was stuck in a bag full of old khakis and polos.  I started giggling with excitement when I pulled out it.  The sellers who were nearby laughed and the girlfriend chastized the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6827213583707817999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6827213583707817999&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6827213583707817999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6827213583707817999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-best-thing.html' title='My best thing'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3651/3383103791_faa644a3f8_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3039415753675614599</id><published>2009-03-24T12:52:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-24T22:35:03.909-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Turn the Phrase'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Road Warrior'/><title type='text'>Barbados!!!</title><summary type='text'>So, you may be wondering why I haven't posted about my vacation yet, or you may just not care.  But, here is a vacation rundown I did for Vice, Barbados - You Should Go on a Tropical Budget Vacation.  It's a vacation Top Ten.  Again show your love and leave me comments...I'm the new kid on the blog, totally fagged and slightly insecure.I wish it were always bikini time.  I like being as naked as </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3039415753675614599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3039415753675614599&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3039415753675614599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3039415753675614599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/barbados.html' title='Barbados!!!'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3662/3345885186_f7e6c07db3_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-8947171954266974446</id><published>2009-03-23T17:57:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-23T18:02:19.550-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heavy Metal for Breakfast'/><title type='text'>TCB</title><summary type='text'>DJING on Wednesday at K &amp; M.I just got ahold of a bunch of records from my old apartment including some serious punk and metal comps, The Warlock Pinchers (Morrissey Must Die!), and some random funny 7" I haven't listened to since I was about 16, (Third Sex anyone?)  Don't worry, I'll only subject you to the best of the best of the Battletits Vault.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/8947171954266974446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=8947171954266974446&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8947171954266974446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8947171954266974446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/tcb.html' title='TCB'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3447/3361283840_03af37bf87_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-4940958060432002307</id><published>2009-03-23T17:05:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-23T17:11:48.688-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easier Listening'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Road Warrior'/><title type='text'>On the road again...</title><summary type='text'>I'm going on the road with Love as Laughter in like 2 weeks!  Sean is playing bass and Nic Gonzales is playing drums.  It's been awesome listening to the old songs from Sam's back catalogue while Sean is learning them.  So stoked I have such a ruling, talented roommate, the one and only Mr. Sam Jayne.  If anyone has buddies in any of these towns hit me up and we'll have fun.  I'm looking forward </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/4940958060432002307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=4940958060432002307&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4940958060432002307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4940958060432002307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/on-road-again.html' title='On the road again...'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1953078020000894430</id><published>2009-03-22T21:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-22T21:10:01.472-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Oddz n Endz</title><summary type='text'>Birthdays, karaoke, shows, kitties...life rules.Sam Jayne and Miguel Mendez host karaoke Monday nights at the Legion.  They have props.  Thanks for the cowbell when Glen and I sang The Weight by The Band, bros.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1953078020000894430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1953078020000894430&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1953078020000894430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1953078020000894430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/oddz-n-endz.html' title='Oddz n Endz'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3463/3360462429_9ff8a9ff24_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6714153342891534420</id><published>2009-03-19T13:41:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-24T22:34:37.773-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valedictorian of Nerd High'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><title type='text'>Blogging out of bounds</title><summary type='text'>Murder OneLiz from Vice found my blog when I linked their blog to my blog when their blog where she blogged about me and Sean.  Phew...so now I am blogging for their blog and letting you know about it on my blog.  Got it?  Good.  Leave me comments to show the world how much you care!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6714153342891534420/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6714153342891534420&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6714153342891534420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6714153342891534420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/blogging-out-of-bounds.html' title='Blogging out of bounds'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3014715619382148596</id><published>2009-03-19T00:21:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-19T00:22:14.715-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fuck</title><summary type='text'>I am so out it I didn't even notice that Scrubs has been on for 23 minutes.  Shudder.  My brain has been tainted.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3014715619382148596/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3014715619382148596&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3014715619382148596'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3014715619382148596'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/fuck.html' title='Fuck'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6274002696583589461</id><published>2009-03-18T23:26:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-19T00:21:17.390-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Turn the Phrase'/><title type='text'>The grumpy beast has been sedated</title><summary type='text'>All is well again in Beverly world.  Despite a sore arm/back/ankle/head/knee, I was able to sort out my pain med debacle with a phone call to my doctor who called in a prescription for Vicodin for me.  No, I am not sharing, I don't think my pain will run out before my little prescription will.  So now that I am sufficiently relaxed, I am ready to tell the second part of my story.I was dropped off</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6274002696583589461/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6274002696583589461&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6274002696583589461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6274002696583589461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/grumpy-beast-has-been-sedated.html' title='The grumpy beast has been sedated'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-7626163934943640761</id><published>2009-03-18T22:32:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-19T01:06:01.365-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easier Listening'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Goth is a Verb'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Know Nothing About Art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>Richard Phillips had an afterparty...</title><summary type='text'>Cult of Youth and Xeno &amp; Oaklander played the afterparty for the Richard Phillips opening.  Gagosian opened up the old Knitting Factory space which had been severely devestated by an earlier St Patrick's Day party.  Apparently some cable access star had rented out the space for $30,000 and then charged party-goers $100 a head for a six hour open bar.  800 yuppies turned out to drink from noon til</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/7626163934943640761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=7626163934943640761&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7626163934943640761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7626163934943640761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/richard-phillips-had-afterparty.html' title='Richard Phillips had an afterparty...'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3447/3361281062_c6a804cdac_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-466553232155423588</id><published>2009-03-18T21:35:00.008-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-23T17:15:16.325-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Know Nothing About Art'/><title type='text'>Richard Phillips had an opening...</title><summary type='text'>I got to go to the extra-fancy Gagosian gallery on Saturday for the Richard Phillips opening.  The show was amazing.  He uses images from porn, advertising, and pop culture for his pieces.  And the women there had the best shoes I've ever seen...just saying.  Spotted the Rodarte loose-knit too.  I am not an art critic, I can't describe, so I'll just show some of my favorites.While I was looking </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/466553232155423588/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=466553232155423588&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/466553232155423588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/466553232155423588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/richard-phillips-had-opening.html' title='Richard Phillips had an opening...'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-2671786602603897222</id><published>2009-03-18T18:42:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-18T23:30:51.374-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><title type='text'>You made it to the big time bro!</title><summary type='text'>Congratulations to my friend Zak for becoming tabloid fodder!  Hopefully everything is okay, I mean who the hell throws a cat?!  This is even more retarded than when my friend Will ended up on TMZ.Seriously, this is my news.  And yes, I sit around and read DListed every day.  This shit is everywhere, and of course the posts are pretty much the same.  This is completely ridiculous and sounds kind </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/2671786602603897222/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=2671786602603897222&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2671786602603897222'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2671786602603897222'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/you-made-it-to-big-time-bro.html' title='You made it to the big time bro!'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6435971865930206761</id><published>2009-03-18T16:46:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-18T23:26:11.660-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><title type='text'>Advance Revision</title><summary type='text'>So I was all set to write a second post about my 6 hours at Woodhull and how the hospital was nowhere near as crazy or scary as I thought it would be.  But I just got back from Walgreens where they told me the pharmacist prescribed me a medication that will give me seizures if I take it in conjunction with the medication I am already on.  A medication I told my EMT, my triage nurse, and my doctor</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6435971865930206761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6435971865930206761&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6435971865930206761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6435971865930206761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/advance-revision.html' title='Advance Revision'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5737806316120385875</id><published>2009-03-18T13:17:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-18T13:40:49.286-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Turn the Phrase'/><title type='text'>Doored and Floored</title><summary type='text'>Well fuck.  And all I wanted was a donut.One block after a delicious donut stop at Peter Pan in Greenpoint I hit the pavement, and I hit it hard.  Nine years of bike riding in NYC and I had never been car doored.  I'd narrowly avoided it many a time and it has happened to just about everyone I know, but I've been pretty lucky.  Guess my luck ran out.  Out of nowhere a car door opened directly in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5737806316120385875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5737806316120385875&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5737806316120385875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5737806316120385875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/doored-and-floored.html' title='Doored and Floored'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5382781212981048751</id><published>2009-03-14T02:03:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-14T02:21:44.481-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Turn the Phrase'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>You know what?</title><summary type='text'>I post shit like the post below and then realize that what it's really about is giving a fuck about what you look like.  I thought for a long time that people who said they didn't care what they looked like were full of shit, but I realized that's wrong.  It's just hard to realize that it's not important to some when you've been embedded in the fashion industry in this damn city for too long.  As</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5382781212981048751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5382781212981048751&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5382781212981048751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5382781212981048751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/you-know-what.html' title='You know what?'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-7063948338940094707</id><published>2009-03-13T19:32:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-13T20:54:47.330-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valedictorian of Nerd High'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Turn the Phrase'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>I give up</title><summary type='text'>Why do people listen to Karl Lagerfeld? Seriously. I will never get that man's allure. Sure, he's a German robot skeletor who has the ability to devastate anyone in the fashion world with a snide remark, but as far as I can tell all he does is sit around all day and call people fat while taking sole credit for everything his design team does. Chanel and most other high fashion branding is nothing</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/7063948338940094707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=7063948338940094707&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7063948338940094707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7063948338940094707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-give-up.html' title='I give up'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3688795743442132548</id><published>2009-03-12T18:05:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-12T18:25:34.458-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Road Warrior'/><title type='text'>Back in partial effect</title><summary type='text'>We knew it was time to leave Barbados when we saw a dead monkey on the side of the road on our way back to the apartment where we were staying to pack up.  It took me 27 years to leave North America.  Shameful, I know, but I have the bad habit of spending all my money on food and clothing and never saving a dime for any substantial travel.  My trip to Alaska last summer was a big deal, but before</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3688795743442132548/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3688795743442132548&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3688795743442132548'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3688795743442132548'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/back-in-partial-effect.html' title='Back in partial effect'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3305/3345076955_c9563e8800_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3108816588911445631</id><published>2009-02-28T03:18:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-28T04:56:37.680-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Holy crap, we've been blogged</title><summary type='text'>Vice caught Sean and I last night.Apparently I am well-dressed and my boyfriend is scary.  Thanks Vice.  Urgh...?P.S. The name Skin Drink was a joke that made it's way to a flyer.  That is not going to be their name...thank god.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3108816588911445631/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3108816588911445631&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3108816588911445631'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3108816588911445631'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/02/holy-crap-weve-been-blogged.html' title='Holy crap, we&apos;ve been blogged'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3812282320714524504</id><published>2009-02-27T19:22:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-27T19:22:47.620-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Suckers</title><summary type='text'>Be in Barbados til Wednesday.Pentagram Thursday night.Ruling.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3812282320714524504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3812282320714524504&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3812282320714524504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3812282320714524504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/02/suckers.html' title='Suckers'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-2624051973826259348</id><published>2009-02-26T16:09:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-26T16:43:04.909-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>More Ebay Misses</title><summary type='text'>Sigh...Who loves Contempo Casuals?  I do!Okay, so I would never wear this but I just have to point out it's amazing WTFness...you've got six hours ladies...Some more Escada ridiculousness from Claire IncorruptibleThe next two come from Indie Cult Vintage and both auctions are up and way too expensive for my nonexistent budget50's lace bustier teddy romper with sequin straps in measurements almost</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/2624051973826259348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=2624051973826259348&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2624051973826259348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2624051973826259348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/02/more-ebay-misses.html' title='More Ebay Misses'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3213/2992314609_4faf388dfa_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6657856361272546494</id><published>2009-02-25T22:30:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T22:37:53.655-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dudes of Wrath'/><title type='text'>Francesca had an opening</title><summary type='text'>I didn't want to take pictures of her pictures and it was so packed I couldn't take photos of much and Francesca was surrounded so I didn't get any photos of the beautiful photographer.  But her work is up at the Daniel Cooney gallery at 511 W 25th Street Suite 506 until April 18.  Take a look!  And her Mars Bar book is amazing.Chuck couldn't make it, he miss his flight in from LA so Ryan and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6657856361272546494/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6657856361272546494&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6657856361272546494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6657856361272546494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/02/francesca-had-opening_25.html' title='Francesca had an opening'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3509/3307499035_915434c929_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5169052815475464424</id><published>2009-02-25T22:29:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T22:30:20.816-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><title type='text'>Best Juxtaposition of all time</title><summary type='text'>Before our fancy Del Posto date we went to Best BuySteve Irwin, Hitler, and Criss Angel all in a row.Someone write a joke.  Thanks.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5169052815475464424/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5169052815475464424&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5169052815475464424'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5169052815475464424'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/02/best-juxtaposition-of-all-time.html' title='Best Juxtaposition of all time'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3544/3308330642_e7a304be6f_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-7942780307215607531</id><published>2009-02-25T13:28:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T14:02:45.594-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Estrogeneration'/><title type='text'>Pampered not in the diaper way</title><summary type='text'>I've been in a semi-hallucinatory state the past few days.  Welcome to day 3 of my detox water/juice fast.  I do not recommend doing this unless you have no job or at least several days off in a row.  Last night I found myself watching the Food Porn episode of No Reservations online and feeling slightly dizzy.  I also applied for a job in deli prep kitchen at the Bowery Whole Foods.  Umm...okay.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/7942780307215607531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=7942780307215607531&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7942780307215607531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7942780307215607531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/02/pampered-not-in-diaper-way.html' title='Pampered not in the diaper way'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3645/3308330854_05d520dc51_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-7965756216200497814</id><published>2009-02-17T16:05:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-17T16:39:05.852-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Saturdays are the best days</title><summary type='text'>Why go out to dinner and endure the stressed masses when you can have a luxurious leisurely Saturday at home?  Sleeping, eating, fucking...what else does someone need out of a holiday centered around coupledom?He bought me roses from a Polish florist down the street in Greenpoint.  Much to his dismay they were sprayed with glitter.  It was hilarious.I made soup for the first time in my life.  It </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/7965756216200497814/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=7965756216200497814&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7965756216200497814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7965756216200497814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/02/saturdays-are-best-days.html' title='Saturdays are the best days'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3243/3285867908_b376615c38_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3782912049131524601</id><published>2009-02-16T14:53:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-16T15:20:17.659-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valedictorian of Nerd High'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><title type='text'>Choices</title><summary type='text'>A representation of my cinematic maturityI have four Netflix at my house:StalkerThis science fiction milestone from directory Andrei Tarkovsky takes you into the SZone, a mysterious guarded realm containng a mystical room in which occupants' secret dreams come true.  Stalker, a man able to lead others to this holy grail, escorts a writer and a scientist through this foreboding territory and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3782912049131524601/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3782912049131524601&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3782912049131524601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3782912049131524601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/02/choices.html' title='Choices'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6365762115320418427</id><published>2009-02-16T14:04:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-16T14:28:01.464-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>The Boycott Continues</title><summary type='text'>This is the only thing I did for fashion week.Jenny did an amazing job getting everything together for Built By Wendy.  But I was more interested in taking pictures of my friends (they have professionals to take pics of the runway shows anyway, why waste my battery?)Every year I give fashion week one night of my life.  Ever since I got sober the whole thing is overwhelming, too many people, too </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6365762115320418427/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6365762115320418427&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6365762115320418427'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6365762115320418427'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/02/boycott-continues.html' title='The Boycott Continues'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3443/3277502185_6032145c6b_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-4200723636753040238</id><published>2009-02-03T17:10:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T17:15:12.110-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Auctions I have lost/couldn't afford on Ebay (updated/bumped)</title><summary type='text'>I thought Ebay was dead until I found the store Claire Incorruptible.  Everything is super pricey but it's amazing nonetheless.  I want to go to Australia and strangle this woman for her collection.  The blog on the website is full of insanely covet-worthy goods.  The first dress is was brought me to the store.Despite the emaciated model, this is my size...and vintage MoschinoAuthenticChanel </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/4200723636753040238/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=4200723636753040238&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4200723636753040238'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4200723636753040238'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/02/auctions-i-have-lostcouldnt-afford-on.html' title='Auctions I have lost/couldn&apos;t afford on Ebay (updated/bumped)'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/oo321/arthousevintage/phoebe%200121/th_IMG_0113.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5219398428857099776</id><published>2009-02-03T01:14:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T01:15:49.049-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><title type='text'>I think I need an Intervention for posting this</title><summary type='text'>Here, in full, is the greatest episode of Intervention I have ever seen.  It even beats the crazy duster huffer.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5219398428857099776/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5219398428857099776&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5219398428857099776'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5219398428857099776'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-think-i-need-intervention-for-posting.html' title='I think I need an Intervention for posting this'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-2930642838743734745</id><published>2009-02-03T00:58:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T00:58:51.798-05:00</updated><title type='text'>High Life</title><summary type='text'>Nothing is more amusing than a high child...in a non-abusive way at least.  Thank you dad for exploiting your son!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/2930642838743734745/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=2930642838743734745&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2930642838743734745'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2930642838743734745'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/02/high-life.html' title='High Life'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5932814333647904323</id><published>2009-01-30T23:53:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-31T00:47:19.039-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dudes of Wrath'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heavy Metal for Breakfast'/><title type='text'>Ameb-Axe</title><summary type='text'>Reliving the old days, I felt punk as fuck last night...well until I hugged the wall during the Amebix set at the Bowery Ballroom.  I had practice with Angela, Rich and Curran (get on the blogwagon dude!) last night.  It was our first session as a full band, Rich being the newest member, and our third practice to date.  We've got one song so far, but we are having fun.  No name as of yet, though </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5932814333647904323/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5932814333647904323&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5932814333647904323'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5932814333647904323'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/01/ameb-axe.html' title='Ameb-Axe'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3310/3239822417_82e10150ca_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5347779057450355971</id><published>2009-01-27T16:47:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-27T16:53:04.370-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>Tidbits</title><summary type='text'>Now that the camera is back up and running I give you a photo post!Sign on Montrose on my walk to the trainThe reason no one sees me anymoreGlen's gorilla boxing hands...his gf has a matching pairThe remnants of a King of the Hill for Adult Swim ad on 3rd Ave, poor Bill!The ultimate Shirley Temple (it pays to be the DJ)More photos from The Weight's Christmas party and a rousing holiday session of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5347779057450355971/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5347779057450355971&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5347779057450355971'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5347779057450355971'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/01/tidbits.html' title='Tidbits'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3436/3211644822_d92a25dba6_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3304688633711382609</id><published>2009-01-26T01:46:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-26T02:02:12.759-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><title type='text'>Awkward</title><summary type='text'>My dad requested my friendship on Facebook tonight.  This is my current profile picture:It could be worse.  At least I had already changed my status which earlier read:Foiled by posting on accessible public forums once again.  I'm sure my cousins are already horrified.  And of course he can see my previous status posting unless I delete it but I am sure I'll make some other slip soon enough so </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3304688633711382609/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3304688633711382609&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3304688633711382609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3304688633711382609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/01/awkward.html' title='Awkward'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6515809203807433417</id><published>2009-01-26T01:29:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-26T01:46:30.408-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><title type='text'>Work Forced</title><summary type='text'>Or alternately punnily "Workfarce."So, after how many months of unemployment (September, October, November, December, January...wow) I finally got an interview somewhere I was intrigued by.  I initially sent my resume to Le Book but apparently I wasn't a correct fit.  Three hours later I received an email from somewhere completely different.  They said they had received my resume and were very </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6515809203807433417/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6515809203807433417&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6515809203807433417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6515809203807433417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/01/work-forced.html' title='Work Forced'/><author><name>Beverly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1850314246_346e09cfa7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
